I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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