i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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