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im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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