I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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