Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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