Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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