We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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