I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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