I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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