At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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