Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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