wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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