return my video game
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't deserve a penis
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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