oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
