Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Do plants get herpes?
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