Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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