is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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