filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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