He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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