Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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