I wish I could teleport
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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