I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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