Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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