piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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