I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
