I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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