remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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