I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
What a dumb baby whore.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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