Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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