She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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