Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
