pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Randomize
