Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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