do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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