I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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