Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I can't turn off my feet"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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