I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you never un-have a 4some
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
