I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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