i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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