the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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