Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
it was like eating out sand paper
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
