glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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