ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
