I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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