Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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