; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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