I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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