Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize