his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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