quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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