she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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