It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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