it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
