'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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