Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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